Yeah her name is no-one
are seeing anyone?
send me pics of you doing naughty things like eating a cookie before dinner ;)
got caught up in some bullshit
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
- my dad: growing up is hard
- my dad: first you believe in santa
- my dad: then you don't believe in santa
- my dad: then you are santa
- my dad: then you look like santa
where is this guy’s blockbuster movie
This man is the man of all men.
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad